Awkward Engineering 101

2009

June 114
May 72
April 83
March 41
January 73

2008

June 15
May 8
April
March
February
January
deadlybrad42: ummwhat: samsantos: fishbone: ...
May 31st
I just woke up from a dream that I was surfing the internet. :(
May 31st
Well I just purchased a “few” items at h&m to replace my wardrobe.
May 30th
do you know
May 30th
Bagel Bites come in packages of 40?! Why didn’t someone tell me?
May 30th
http://lab.andre-michelle.com/tonematrix I’m in love!
May 28th
It’s Kylie Minogue’s Birthday! Today shall be a very gay day.
May 28th
My body woke me up at 4am for no reason. :( Should I be working on classwork now or something?
May 28th
I just got tea to keep myself awake. I feel like @DeadlyBrad42.
May 27th
Free Streaming Katy Perry Concert on HM.com right now! I’m soo happy!!!
May 27th
elainexmas: deadlybrad42: bsawford: elainexmas: ...
May 27th
elainexmas: deadlybrad42: tightgrip: ryanselvy: …The...
May 27th
Paint with Bob Ross
May 27th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-5-24)
May 25th
tightgrip: skylarparker: rispostesenzadomanda: ...
May 24th
(via icanread) This is my whole life summed up in one...
May 24th
icanread: (via wordboner) So true!
May 24th
I’m back at that dive bar. I also ran into some #drexel kids!
May 23rd
I’m in love! http://bit.ly/1aDKqV
May 22nd
almostnever: Why doesn’t anyone do SNPD anymore?  I’m still...
May 22nd
is doing his weekly paper a little earlier than usual.
May 21st
I just had a dream with Cohen in it. He seemed really heartless. :(
May 21st
OMFG! My sister (@iambrittanyx3) has a twitter! Happy @ericmathew?
May 21st
There is a herd of people dressed as cows walking through Philly right now. They just went into the...
May 21st
My prof just made a DnD joke. WTF?!
May 20th
“Maybe [MATLAB] hates me. Wait no… my wife does though”-My Prof
May 20th
I just saw an unwrapped and unused condom in the street. I thought it was the mouthpiece for a...
May 20th
My prof likes Social Distortion. What is going on?!
May 20th
“There will be much rejoicing!”-My Prof “yayyyyyy.”-the class in a...
May 20th
deadlybrad42: This is the reason I think my life is...
May 20th

Documentation Sex

Brad: Did you see my tweet earlier about it? I think that's part of the reason
Me: oh no
Me: lol
Me: you're life is pretty sad
Me: considering you tweet your inability to fuck
Brad: Hahahah
Brad: Well, It was really exciting documentation
Me: *face palm*
May 20th
gets slightly annoyed and confused when bots follow him on twitter.
May 19th
is on a Pandora kick.
May 19th
Twitter is unofficially uncool now that @Nesqu1k has one.
May 19th
is getting ready for class, but he has been in bed and online for the last hour.
May 18th
Ivy - Edge of the Ocean @imeem http://x.imeem.com/t67Vj7Mhvg #musicmonday
May 18th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-5-17)
May 18th
Alternatives to Windows, Mac, Linux and...
May 18th
My cab driver just told me that there is always a fight outsode of Level on Saturdays. I guess...
May 17th
Love Me. Hate Me.
May 17th
I’m at a sorority formal, and I had a few drinks…
May 17th
Once again, there is a band playing on Broad Street, but they had some old man just smoking a pipe...
May 16th
This woman is having conversations with us that requires a higher level of thinking. thank god i...
May 16th
“i’m a gay man in a white woman’s body!”
May 16th
“Because you can never trick a trickster!”
May 16th
She told me I was Jewish, and she could see right through me. She’s a little drunk.
May 16th
words of wisdom from the drunk woman: love your family, love your friends, and love yourself.
May 16th
is eating animal crackers and doing his lab report. :) and :( so.. :| ?
May 15th
http://xkcd.com/583/ Amazing!
May 13th
I’m currently watch the Mighty Ducks 2 while I wait for my breakfast. My day is so much better...
May 11th
http://ping.fm/p/hb17J - @elainexmas I just had to stop and snap this for you, because it made me...
May 11th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-5-10)
May 11th
Warch Watch
Black and White People Furniture - Bizarre Commercial (via RhettandLink) AMAZING!
May 10th
The month of May kid goes to my school. He’s dating my friend. I’m really sad this is...
May 9th
is listening to the New Pornographers on his way to class, since the @OMGcast didn’t sync.
May 8th
thinks as long as he puts up an away message that says “sleeping” he’s most...
May 8th
My psych class is talking about Shamwow and Chris Brown beating Rhianna. Omg! I’m so happy!
May 7th
I just threw myself between the doors of the subway. Ouch!
May 6th
A building is on fire about a block from my apartment. I hope it’s not that pizza place I have...
May 6th
http://tinyurl.com/ck7wdr … Yes please!
May 5th
RT: Finals week just went from crappy to good when I realized xkcd.com will now update once a day!
May 5th
I don’t really care for the Akon album that was released back in 2008. I’m just getting...
May 5th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-5-3)
May 4th
Umbrella Today?
May 4th
I wish I had chapstick right now. Damn you, Lauren!
May 4th
A guy just walked past me in Wendy’s with a Bud bottle in his hand. He had a strong scent of a...
May 4th
“My nipples are like Vienna Sausages!” says Lauren
May 3rd
“We are going to guido country” Alexa talking about going to a bar with random...
May 3rd
is getting his drink on in Atlantic City.
May 3rd
is so happy he can finally access his old music!
May 1st
Well I finally finished my lab report, but for some reason, I can’t submit it online. Oh well....
May 1st
is going to shower, so that he can do the whole all night paper writing like every other Thursday...
May 1st
http://ping.fm/p/XEquC - This is what my ceramic heater looks like in my room right now. lol.
May 1st