Awkward Engineering 101
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Guy comes up to the urinal right next to mine despite numerous other options
I’m like:
Unless he’s hot:
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Girl Scout cookie season
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Twink tops
How they see themselves:
In reality:
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When I go out drinking with my best friends from college
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DON’T WATCH THIS UNLESS YOU WANNA SEE ME BOUNCE DAT ASS
i’m deleting this in 5 minutes so reblog while you can
This is my everything.
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This is my youngest daughter, Ava. I felt that I needed to share the conversation she and I had after a school field trip today.
Ava: Mommy, we saw Princesses skating on the ice!!
Me: Wow!! Did you have fun?
Ava: Yeah, but there is a best part!!
Me: What was it?
Ava: We got to meet the Princesses and I asked Snow White if she had a boyfriend.
Me: (Laughing) Did you? What did she say?
Ava: She said she did and then she asked me if I had one!! And I said I had one, but I didn’t like him any more.
Me: Oh. Well, how come you don’t like him anymore?
Ava: Because I like my other friend now and then I got scared and asked her if I could still be a princess and she asked why so I told her that my friend I like is a girl and I want to have a girlfriend.
Me: (a bit surprised) Oh. Ok, well what did she tell you?
Ava: That’s the best part! She said that as long as I have love I already AM a Princess!!
<3
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8 month old baby hearing his mother’s voice for the first time with cochlear implant
Fjdfhesuhdbe aw
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Umph
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If he comes like this, he can take my picture any day.
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Thank you, anon, for requesting this.
Too cute!
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Perfection.
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Freshman Car Wash - Andrew Christian Style (by andrewchristianinc)
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Do me.
Why is this boy single?!
#MoveOverLadies
I’d take up video games just for this this photo to be happening in front of me.
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